Joe Rogan Experience #895 - #WhoIsFat Weigh-in - Day 2

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  • Jared Bertrand
    Jared Bertrand 1 день назад

    My account is private because I kept having cam girls follow me

  • Wizard Zam
    Wizard Zam 1 день назад

    Fuckin Ari lol

  • smn475
    smn475 3 дня назад


  • M2Motors Co
    M2Motors Co 7 дней назад

    Had to fast forward when they started eating. Fucking disgusting.

  • Tyler Durden
    Tyler Durden 8 дней назад

    and now we all know Burt's password


  • Lj Spears
    Lj Spears 14 дней назад

    Saw eddy live in Vegas he's still got it

  • MrLuvSeat
    MrLuvSeat 15 дней назад

    Kobe Bryant is so good as basketball, he should be allowed to rape women. If i was his attorney i would simply put on a highlight reel and go, ladies and gentleman of the jury, its one white chick a year. Hahahahahah * daniel tosh 2:35:23

  • Frankie Cathers
    Frankie Cathers 20 дней назад

    I want to see a young Jamie ep, I'm genuinely interested and why not throw in mommy tommy jeans , just to lighten it up

  • Dr Satchel
    Dr Satchel 23 дня назад

    I didnt know my face would be this close to my bones - bert k

  • Ashton Lambert
    Ashton Lambert 29 дней назад

    have they both continued to stay in good health?

  • Young Wmhs
    Young Wmhs 1 месяц назад

    That pizza looks Hella gross #badpizza

  • ryan fabritz
    ryan fabritz 1 месяц назад

    Ari lost a fan today, maybe multiple.. what a disgusting way to act.. I would watch his specials, catch him if he was in the area.. but after seeing this, I cant contribute to him anymore. He has said before that he has all the money he needs and has extra to fund good ideas, yet willingly makes a bet and then gets butthurt af when he lost and acts so gross about it that joe rogan feels bad and steps up..sad. Who even makes a bet when they think that they will lose? Of course you thought you'd wouldn't have made the bet otherwise. damn thats sad.. fuck that dude.

  • John K
    John K 1 месяц назад

    how can anyone say mean stuff about Burt he's way to lovable says more about the people saying the shit

  • Aundre Geaudry
    Aundre Geaudry 1 месяц назад

    dude Bert looks like a fucking methhead from Weiser, Idaho, 🙌🙏☝👏💪

  • Duncan Mathers
    Duncan Mathers 1 месяц назад

    This was a fun podcast. i need pizza now.

  • DJ
    DJ 1 месяц назад

    that is exactly why losing weight is best done in a healthy and timely manner

  • Tim Schmoyer
    Tim Schmoyer 1 месяц назад

    23:00 - "Lick my feet" remark is from the part of Joe's brain relating to the Charlie Sheen interview and discussion with Duncan Trussell. Joe spent a lot of time trying to nail that impersonation.

  • Nosey Chimp
    Nosey Chimp 2 месяца назад

    I love Bert what a nice guy.

  • UDT116
    UDT116 2 месяца назад

    Houses on a highway

  • OwlEyes85
    OwlEyes85 2 месяца назад

    "Did you stay offline? Did yoi have a head injury? " 😂😂

  • Zach Harrison
    Zach Harrison 2 месяца назад

    anyone else watching after Ari has been gone for months? lol

  • Ray Golob
    Ray Golob 2 месяца назад

    This has gone down as one of my all time favorite JRE podcasts. Brilliant job on the weight loss guys!

  • dcr200505
    dcr200505 3 месяца назад

    Dude.. Ari seriously is a bitch if he didn't pay!! does anyone know if he did?

  • Tweedle dee
    Tweedle dee 3 месяца назад

    preettyy self indulgent with the pizza their bruh... kinda bullshit

  • Eric D
    Eric D 3 месяца назад

    Bert looks like Danny McBride after he shaved

  • Nathan Hamer
    Nathan Hamer 3 месяца назад

    Fuck you Joe Rogan if you don't watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, you're killing me man

  • Kevin Bonville
    Kevin Bonville 3 месяца назад

    I know tommy Jr too. played him few time I two packed him in a tourn.look at me with his fuck up stance said guess u can shoot. and I never shot again!!!! kicked my ass!!!!

  • Jared Schuster
    Jared Schuster 3 месяца назад

    109.38 I think this would make Jesus an edge lord lmao.

  • Mike Tython
    Mike Tython 3 месяца назад

    2:44 I almost died laughing (in combo with weed smoke)

  • Tanner Smith
    Tanner Smith 3 месяца назад

    36:19 Im honestly shocked no one burst out "ju genius!" After joe referred to his his teacher a "ju jitsu genius"

  • bonkies08
    bonkies08 3 месяца назад

    fuckin love Bert's laugh

  • Omar Ocegueda
    Omar Ocegueda 3 месяца назад

    from 267 to 219 in 2 days, yeah ok 😂😂😂

    • Hugo Pinto
      Hugo Pinto 3 месяца назад

      2 days since last weigh in... duhrrr

  • Jmisc Stuff
    Jmisc Stuff 3 месяца назад

    1:05:25 💣💣💣😂😂😂

  • FireSnakeZero
    FireSnakeZero 3 месяца назад

    Why didn't they just do body fat percentage?

  • Old Schooled
    Old Schooled 3 месяца назад

    die antwoord xd

  • Marti Dillon
    Marti Dillon 3 месяца назад

    Tastes really great and sends me to the bathroom I don't know about the weight loss part but I have been dieting and exercising with it so maybe it works? I will buy *weight loss green store tea* again

  • DiMiTri C
    DiMiTri C 4 месяца назад

    i always knew arri was a complete fuck.. fucking fruggle jew stereotype livin it up!

  • MrSuperMario34
    MrSuperMario34 4 месяца назад

    It warmed my heart when Joe volunteered to pay for the trip. What a great guy <3 seriously.

  • Cpt. Tripps
    Cpt. Tripps 4 месяца назад

    can someone tell me the ketosis drink mix joe was talking about? I can't find it

  • derprant
    derprant 4 месяца назад

    Nate Diaz is 2-2 at welterweight, he beat Rory Markham and Marcus Davies before losing to the other two guys.

  • brice cate
    brice cate 4 месяца назад

    I'm a fat fuck, these goofy chubby guys inspired me, I just went and walked a mile, would have gone more but God damn it's cold

    • brice cate
      brice cate 4 месяца назад

      and that pizza looks phenominal

  • jpatdesigns
    jpatdesigns 4 месяца назад

    2:23:45 where is so funny

  • kazecoah
    kazecoah 4 месяца назад

    I'd pay money to conversate with Joe or Tom. Bert is cool too

  • 8thlvlMage
    8thlvlMage 4 месяца назад

    3:27:06 was super awkward for a moment. Holy moly lol.

  • tengu
    tengu 4 месяца назад

    bert looks like he got fired from medieval times

  • brian sullivan
    brian sullivan 4 месяца назад

    What's funny is he never said Pete Holmes

  • Pyrolusion
    Pyrolusion 4 месяца назад

    "I meant the fucking team!" I had to pause to catch my breath after that one.

  • V
    V 4 месяца назад

    ari's breakdown is amazing

  • Rob Jomes
    Rob Jomes 4 месяца назад

    2 ugly Jews that are comedians but not funny at all, cheap Hollywood kikes suck my dick

  • Domzdream
    Domzdream 4 месяца назад

    Bert should just keep going with the weight loss. Why stop there. That's like a guy who's just graded onto a black belt, then stopping because he think he's reached the end line. No you keep going man.

  • Domzdream
    Domzdream 4 месяца назад

    Man, I don't know why people are into sleeve tattoos. It just looks like a pile of muddy crap. First two years, yes it looks great. Then it starts fading, and getting irregular, and blurry, and it just looks like bruises rather than artwork. Joe literally looks like he's got purple arms now.

  • Jouko Kolehmainen
    Jouko Kolehmainen 4 месяца назад

    team competition joe+tom and aubrey+bert hunting elk or something. one idea among hundreds

  • Manuel Camarillo
    Manuel Camarillo 4 месяца назад

    hey joe how come you don't get tosh on your podcast and or with tom segura. that would be freaking hilarious.

  • Dazed andConfused
    Dazed andConfused 4 месяца назад

    Fuck Ari!

  • j wittyz
    j wittyz 4 месяца назад

    lol Ari is such a cheap sack of shit

  • Judas
    Judas 4 месяца назад

    Sweat it out and get an adderall prescription. And all that pizza eating just makes me hungry.

  • Lemonpi3
    Lemonpi3 4 месяца назад

    Randomly Noticed: They are eat pizza the same way hahaha

  • 503 503
    503 503 4 месяца назад

    Big ass titties

  • Harry Verolme
    Harry Verolme 4 месяца назад

    You are all such amazing guys. Please keep this up.

  • Ramon Hurtado
    Ramon Hurtado 4 месяца назад

    Fat Jitsu match!

  • Lionel Emata
    Lionel Emata 4 месяца назад

    Of course that un-funny Ari will welch on his bet. He also claims to be a comedian.

  • 11468864 csu
    11468864 csu 4 месяца назад

    underwater city. cough bioshock cough

    MR.STUKES 4 месяца назад


  • Litre uhh Cola
    Litre uhh Cola 4 месяца назад

    Bert look's like the porn star nobody wants to hire with that facial hair.

  • Emilie C
    Emilie C 4 месяца назад

    There's reminders here in Atlantic Canada every year for Moose season to "try" and get a bull rather than a cow so the numbers are more likely to keep growing. But the licenses are by very limited lottery so you shoot whatever you see first if you won a license for the season.

  • arthurv321
    arthurv321 4 месяца назад

    Time stamp when Bert throws wife under the bus? Lol

  • fredguy2
    fredguy2 4 месяца назад

    2:04:40 Uh Bioshock?

  • Chris Kenny
    Chris Kenny 4 месяца назад

    At 159:44 They both tell Burt that he shouldnt give a fuck then not a minute later he says Russell Peters was dating the dumbest human being in the planet amd they both turn on him lmao "Bro what r u doing" ....Dickheads lol

  • John Niola
    John Niola 4 месяца назад

    Congratulation to Bert on becoming a musketeer.

  • Clay Zeigler
    Clay Zeigler 4 месяца назад

    "Did you have him in your deadpool?" lmfao that was savage

  • Andy Morin
    Andy Morin 4 месяца назад

    you need to have bert on more often. he is great to watch.

  • scubagravy
    scubagravy 4 месяца назад

    Joe Rogan..... you're a fucking sellout..... of all people, you've crossed the line.

  • dancemag
    dancemag 4 месяца назад

    Brace Land 100% looks like Rob Lowe in that first picture...

  • Dinco422
    Dinco422 4 месяца назад

    2:44:10 fuck me... that's what a real friendship fucking is BOIZ!!!

    • Dinco422
      Dinco422 4 месяца назад

      2:51:28 "It feels weird cuz I didn't know my face would be so close to my bones" hahaha

  • Mike Lowrey
    Mike Lowrey 4 месяца назад

    I'm feeling the love with (almost) everyone in these comments!

  • thecommentqueen cb
    thecommentqueen cb 4 месяца назад

    You're both still fat...

  • Loki Lyesmyth
    Loki Lyesmyth 4 месяца назад

    229 beards disliked this podcast.

  • Sammy Chow
    Sammy Chow 4 месяца назад

    get Chappelle pleaseeeeeeeeee!

  • Dinopolese Sharkosaur
    Dinopolese Sharkosaur 4 месяца назад

    burt pulled the christian slater on the caviar

  • S Wirtjes
    S Wirtjes 4 месяца назад

    I laughed so much, this Trifecta has to be added to my top list of Podcasts. ROFL Best time this week laughing, tru Comedians are just amazing

  • Tweedle dee
    Tweedle dee 4 месяца назад

    you cant just break out the drinks and the pizza! SELF INDULGENCE PODCAST!

  • Tweedle dee
    Tweedle dee 4 месяца назад

    quit talkin' about pizza!!!

    • Tweedle dee
      Tweedle dee 4 месяца назад


  • vito mirr
    vito mirr 4 месяца назад

    this thing is so ridiculously engaging and pointless it reminds me of the heyday of the howard stern show. can't stop listening.

  • Bobby Larkler
    Bobby Larkler 4 месяца назад

    I'm surprised nobody from Connecticut is butt hurt over joe's comment, I guess it must be true?? 😂

  • Dinopolese Sharkosaur
    Dinopolese Sharkosaur 4 месяца назад

    Burt's look: 1/3 Fu-Man-Chu + 1/3 OC Choppers + 1/3 Homeless 80's Cop

  • Dinopolese Sharkosaur
    Dinopolese Sharkosaur 4 месяца назад

    burt and tom NEED to do an adventure/competition series!

  • lucidchips
    lucidchips 4 месяца назад

    young jamie with the fear factor idea!!! would 100% tune in for that hahahaha

  • TheScottGillies
    TheScottGillies 4 месяца назад

    Where's THIS PART at?!? “There's no explanation for my hydration
    and it's like cuttin' the water was like a vacation” - Tom Segura

  • Xander
    Xander 4 месяца назад

    crossshit! bert don't

  • johnnyjmac
    johnnyjmac 4 месяца назад

    Tom's new stand up special on Netflix is great

  • MykTheOccultist
    MykTheOccultist 4 месяца назад

    so did ari pay up or not?

  • Firstname Lastname
    Firstname Lastname 4 месяца назад

    I wonder who gets on top... Bert or Tom. Maybe they alternate lmao

  • derp
    derp 4 месяца назад

    hmm went to went to school with a jake smith whos a hardcore MMA guy and is a correctional officer now maybe the same guy

  • Axel Beaulieu
    Axel Beaulieu 4 месяца назад

    why didn't you write "i'm left-handed" lmfao

  • VisioPhobia
    VisioPhobia 4 месяца назад

    Joe just invented Bioshock 2:04:20

  • mungofish81
    mungofish81 4 месяца назад

    Beard off at 2:42:00

  • crackers472
    crackers472 4 месяца назад

    I never care about eating on podcasts, except for this one. Bert's eating sounds are that of a complete and total mouth-breather. GOD DAMN IT'S SO IRRITATING. Anyway, who cares, I still like all of them. Just had to get that out right quick.

  • tuxedojones
    tuxedojones 4 месяца назад

    joe calling people retards while pouring coke first and jack daniels after to make a jackncoke? the audacity!!!!

  • B-Grade Productions
    B-Grade Productions 4 месяца назад

    how longs that guy gonna take to get a slice of pizza >.<

  • NR JZ
    NR JZ 4 месяца назад

    Each have to make a dune buggy or something like that and then you have to race them