Joe Rogan Experience #892 - Greg Fitzsimmons

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  • Michael Harrell
    Michael Harrell 3 дня назад

    Yeah Greg...RAPE!!! The man settled for an assload of cash and was disbarred in Arkansas before he took office in 92.

  • holyX
    holyX 5 дней назад

    cuck is such a cool and hip word, everyone who says it immediately looks awesome and accomplished

  • holyX
    holyX 5 дней назад

    Greg is so fidgety

  • LGD FiberOptix
    LGD FiberOptix 7 дней назад

    the richter scale is bullshit there are only a few kinds of earth quakes, strange how ppl who study mathematics know nothing about geometry. its cuz mathematics became a religion and dont represent critical thinkers anymore

  • Michael Melro
    Michael Melro 14 дней назад

    Joe "I've had him on the podcast before, he's a really interesting guy" Rogan

  • Matt Blake
    Matt Blake 25 дней назад

    Dear Greg, go fuck yourself! Trump is the monkey wrench we threw into D.C. to fuck shit up and teach all those political assholes how terrible they've done their jobs. I think he'll do ok as President, but I really want to instill fear and the thought we'll vote in anyone that's not a scumbag politician. Take your lying crooked corrupt criminal Hillary and go jump off a cliff! We actually averted a tragedy in Hillary.

  • TheRealPokepoke
    TheRealPokepoke 25 дней назад

    greg fitzsimmons is a fidgety little beta cuck

  • Jason Moss
    Jason Moss 25 дней назад

    27m30s : THE CHICKEN MATRIX.

    we are the robots. the birds are the humans.

  • inscrutable
    inscrutable 25 дней назад

    Came here after watching the shit my pants paulytoon

  • Nikolas Estrada
    Nikolas Estrada 25 дней назад

    where do they talk about sharting?

  • John Ashford
    John Ashford 27 дней назад

    Getting into the crime and punishment conversation.

  • Valley Vapors
    Valley Vapors 27 дней назад

    1:57:54 omg lol what r u smoking....

  • the159753123
    the159753123 27 дней назад

    @5:13 that evil smile !!!!! hahahaha..Means everything you are saying I'm agreeing to it even though I don't want to express it...

  • TRAV
    TRAV 27 дней назад

    Ligers can breed, females are fertile while males sofar seem to be sterile so a male Tiger or Lion can mate with a female Liger and make even purer Ligers.

  • Scoots McGoots
    Scoots McGoots 27 дней назад

    had to watch this after the animation.

  • Jan Rudzki
    Jan Rudzki 28 дней назад

    Give me the fuckin stick and the dog XD

  • mosipd
    mosipd 1 месяц назад

    You know what, I'll admit it, I really don't care about factory farming. Yeah it's fucked up but whatever, they're not humans. If it all exists only for me to eat them, and there's nothing wrong with it other than some ethical concern about a non-human animal, I really don't give a shit. If factory farming has no other affect on my life other than some ethical concern, I think I can live with that.

  • Dasebastian90
    Dasebastian90 1 месяц назад

    Sarah Silverman one of best comics? Lmfao...Joe come on dude.

  • Bradley Emerson
    Bradley Emerson 2 месяца назад

    Damn u guys r way too serous about fucking dead animals. I mean a sheep? I would definitely go with a donkey or a large rabbit, something like that

  • TTBoyArDee
    TTBoyArDee 2 месяца назад

    #ChildishGambino

  • D Case
    D Case 2 месяца назад

    Gimme the stick and the dog 😂😂

  • Jon Arnn
    Jon Arnn 2 месяца назад

    Joe your cool but Greg fuck u

  • Peter LaFrankie
    Peter LaFrankie 3 месяца назад

    provide for your family and don't shit your pants

  • Tony
    Tony 3 месяца назад

    Screw everything you just said, the wage gap exists because I know a few executives and they said it does. You can't educate someone like that.

  • Ben Hutton
    Ben Hutton 3 месяца назад

    I just watched a video of a husband sitting on the side of the bed watching his wife get railed by four dudes... Greg Fitzsimmons is STILL the biggest cuck I've seen today.

  • LukyItalion74
    LukyItalion74 4 месяца назад

    7:53 You want some of this?

  • jakeenan
    jakeenan 4 месяца назад

    The Shart. Greg: ...feels like such a failure.

  • jchiaro
    jchiaro 4 месяца назад

    I rode my motorcycle on to Sturgis and on the way back the wind was insane! I practically had the bike sideways to track a straight line down the highway. Shit was crazy but totally worth it.

  • FeedYerHead
    FeedYerHead 4 месяца назад

    "It cant be rape if its dead"
    -Grapefruit Simmons

  • iceflameproductionz
    iceflameproductionz 4 месяца назад

    in vermont neighbours r super friendly and legit, part of that due to the weather. my neighbours r the same guys that are contracted to plow the road, or do the garbage, so its a real community with trust. my garbage guy towed my dumb ass out the ditch

  • Galaxy
    Galaxy 4 месяца назад

    Michael Kelly

  • Daniel Pleitez
    Daniel Pleitez 5 месяцев назад

    "an app that lets her write to causes or congressmen.. and makes you feel like you're making a difference"
    in other words, slacktivist.

  • Killacorn
    Killacorn 5 месяцев назад

    "FITZDOG" turned in to a big libtard

  • Pork fried rice
    Pork fried rice 5 месяцев назад

    PLEASE GET PAUL F TOMPKINS

  • Upload
    Upload 5 месяцев назад

    would anyone like to see Jim Gaffigan on here.. _

  • Cesspit Creations
    Cesspit Creations 5 месяцев назад

    Every libtard wants to see Trump's taxes but what about the wage gap differences between men and women in Hillary's own Foundation? LOL How could you believe in anything that woman brought to the table? She stole her nomination from Bernie with these bullshit superdelegates and now we have to do our best with Trump who luckily is not a career politician!

  • oldthrashbar
    oldthrashbar 5 месяцев назад

    Yeah. I have to listen to some closed minded moron insult and berate me because I chose not to vote for a murderer and war monger. Fuck off. I have the moral high ground here. Cuck.

  • Domzdream
    Domzdream 5 месяцев назад

    What a good guest.

  • chris d
    chris d 5 месяцев назад

    why am I imagining Jimmy Hendrix' hair on joe rogan's head?

  • Steady
    Steady 5 месяцев назад

    whitetail deer that get comfortable around people are really dangerous, the hooves are sharp as hell

  • Jed Byrd
    Jed Byrd 5 месяцев назад

    fried turkeys are the shit for the holidays

  • Michał Gumny
    Michał Gumny 5 месяцев назад

    I think Joe is stoned in this video ;]

  • Erock N
    Erock N 5 месяцев назад

    Why does this remind me of HornyHabits com?! Lol!!

  • LifesAGamble
    LifesAGamble 5 месяцев назад

    Is fitz wearing a daft punk shirt?

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - 5 месяцев назад

    wow Joe is *wrecked* in this episode XD

  • joseph dragojevich
    joseph dragojevich 5 месяцев назад

    joe if we as a nation made the choice to have "group" of people to do the job of the president, life as we know it would be over.. i know how you feel about "conspiracies" but there ARE some that are 100% REAL... sorry to bust you bubble but there IS a group of so called "elites" out there who are trying to gain control of every aspect of our lives, not just those of us here in the USA.. whether you choose to believe me or not thats not my concern, i mean, of course i hope you do your own research into the things i am about to mention, and do so on your own with no biased people "guiding" you along through the vast amounts of info on the topic.. but more or less they have almost won, they control the mainstream media, and also have a , lets call it a team, of people whos sole job is to create "misinfo" to throw you off and research the wrong shit. a few good examples are the whole "fake news" bullshit, theres a group of basically "pro-trolls" on the internet to create the bs, also to create the "fake conspiracies" such as the BS flat earth garbage, and other things like that. they intentionally set that up so that even those who are trying to research conspiracies, they get led to the bs and from that point on just think what the bast majority of people do, that they are just that, conspiracies... but inreality there is going to be a major false flag event, either a fake return of god, or a faked alien invasion using the technology the military has had and has been keeping secret for so many years, this "tech" is what most people know as "UFO's..." they will use this FF event to scare the people of not only this country but the other najor countries into submission on the scale of turning the UN into this "one world government" that they have been trying to make official/public for years, it has already been operating since its inception, after WW2.. ever notice how things that go through the UN are treated as world wide law more or less? ever notice that any country that goes against the UN ends up in a war with NATO? im not gonna go into anymore detail as im nearly certain these words are falling upon people whom either dont care or think its ridiculous.. so im not gonna bother i have done my duty, i gave anyone who IS interested the topics to research on their own, and if you do go looking around for them make certain youre on a reputable source, as i said there are pro-trolls out there to send you in the wrong direction.. Joe this is 100% real, as i had stated i know where you stand on these issues, and yes they ARE issues, you just need to realized that even some of your guests dont always know what the fuck they are talking about, especially that one conspiracy nutjob who was just that, fucking nuts lol.. some of what he said was true, the concepts were anyway, but the details he gave most were wrong, i didnt actually watch that interview, nor did i bother to learn/remember the guys name, too cringe and painful to watch and he isnt worth knowing his name, he is a fucking MORON!! "SAD BUT TRRUUUUUEEEEE!!!!" Another thing to look into is how often as well as the subject matter to which the simpson's predicted a few events such as 9/11, the brazilian soccor team in a plane crash, etc, and then research the creator and his connection to the Illuminati, and the fact that he is a 33rd degree free mason, FACT!! (little known fact but the free mason's and the Illuminati are the same group, and so is the "skull and bones" society. this shit is all (well, most is if you know what youre looking at and can use common sense to compare real events taking place with the details of certain "conspiracies" you quickly learn how to spot whats real and whats not.. 2001 a space odyssey, the monument things they find onm the moon and like mars, you think the writer pulled that out of their ass? no they are real and you can still find some images people screen shot before nasa could blur them out. that alone should concern you, if there isnt anything on the moon or on mars then why are there some shots that are crystal clear in an area the satellite swept over, but then OBVIOUSLY blurred out the same way some military bases are around the world, or anything someone wants hidden from satellite photo's? think about that. and joe if you read this post/comment and made it this far i thank you, as i have stated , now too many times, here already, i KNOW you dont exactly "believe" in most this shit, but i also know youre an intelligent individual and if you were confronted with proof then you'd change your position on things, but the only way and i MEAN ONLY way that is going to happen is if you find these things on your own, if YOU compare real life to the details of how the conspiracies are supposed to unfold. yes sir do your own research, when youre high as fuck late one night and have nothing better to do, just give this research a whirl, like why not right? you may surprise yourself with the shit you find. do some in-depth researching, take these two sites for example:( https://illuminati.am/ &&& https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/ ) if you view the page source, and find who hosts it, and the owners and operators of the hosting site, you can start cross referencing things, this is the kind of research i am speaking of, none of this bullshit, "hey lets look on youtube and google for evidence... if you find a legit vid on youtube iots bound to be taken down within minutes and only have a couple hundred views IF that, and the channel will have virtually NO subs, they arent impossible to find but highly unlikely and rare to come across, so youre better off doing your own "digging" sorry about my spelling, if i have hit more than one key at once and misspelled shit id normally go back and correct it but my tinfoil hat is getting heavy and im tired so im leaving it as-is.. be/stay safe everyone, and PEACE OUT!!!

  • Swimming in the Dark
    Swimming in the Dark 5 месяцев назад

    @30:45 or so Joe brings up Joel Salatin. Does anyone know if he has interviewed him yet? I was just thinking about him from the Zach Leary episode when they start talking about factory farming. I thought it would be a fantastic interview but if it exists already I'll have to find it. Joel Salatin is one of many proponents of *environmentally beneficial* methods of animal husbandry. Today's ultra light weight, low powered mobile electric fencing makes it very possible to practice techniques like rotational grazing on rented land for cheap and generate a profitable business model or simply to supply one's own meat production.

  • ItsMcDude
    ItsMcDude 5 месяцев назад

    I like Fitzsimmons, but it is a little grating that he repeats that wage gap BS.

  • Ugugublu
    Ugugublu 5 месяцев назад

    The romans weren't really kidfuckers...that's the greeks.

  • Ugugublu
    Ugugublu 5 месяцев назад

    Israel being mentioned kinda critically on JRE?! It's a miracle!


    Warm ananas for everybody!

  • Silver Pill
    Silver Pill 5 месяцев назад

    I guess it's not cool to avoid politics, but jesus fucking christ Greg and the guys piss me the fuck off. Israelis aren't holocaust survivors! They're mainly lucky Jews that Germany helped to get there right before the war and American Jews. The sheer tiny number of Jews who actually suffered during WWII as apposed to everyone else would astound.

  • n3r0wolfe
    n3r0wolfe 5 месяцев назад

    apes and chimps have BIV, when it comes into contact with human blood it turns into hiv

  • Taco Tacotington
    Taco Tacotington 5 месяцев назад

    Native Americans very much so did know about slavery and mass slavery. They did that to opposing tribes, the Sioux did that a lot just off the top of my head.

  • Dustin Hakonson
    Dustin Hakonson 5 месяцев назад

    Neanderthals had larger brains.

  • Sam Sherwood
    Sam Sherwood 5 месяцев назад

    The bit when he describes the chickens being batteries is exactly how I see people,the economy and government etc

  • lewis malcolm
    lewis malcolm 5 месяцев назад

    British Comedy is normally story based there are hardly any punch line comedians.

  • bod 2584
    bod 2584 5 месяцев назад

    I love you two together!!!! so funny!! :)

  • Jeremiah Holt
    Jeremiah Holt 5 месяцев назад

    Alright Joe. I have heard you talk about salt in history a few times now. You might like this book. I read it a few years back. https://www.amazon.com/Salt-World-History-Mark-Kurlansky/dp/0142001619

  • Cameron McMillen
    Cameron McMillen 5 месяцев назад

    Lol this guy gets ancient Rome confused with the Holy Roman Empire.

  • Kenny Ramsey
    Kenny Ramsey 5 месяцев назад

    Thank God for podcast, no where else in the world can you say "If a monkey fucks a woman and cums can he get her pregnant" Jesus Christ The Pope's head just exploded

  • PrototypeOnDemand
    PrototypeOnDemand 5 месяцев назад

    chicken = protein bars LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • James
    James 5 месяцев назад

    Jamie, try eating mangoes with the edibles

  • Fat Milky
    Fat Milky 5 месяцев назад

    2:30:00

    Young jamie, you are not alone.

  • bodhithehuman
    bodhithehuman 5 месяцев назад

    4:31 0_0

  • Fat Milky
    Fat Milky 5 месяцев назад

    had to cringe every time Joe tried to say microbial xD

  • PC Principal
    PC Principal 5 месяцев назад

    joe rogan inspires such deep thoughts, "you can kill an animal, but you cant fuck it"

  • Flex040679
    Flex040679 5 месяцев назад

    damn.... cry some more Greg... "we gotta uphold the constitution" the one that Obama has been pissing on Greg? it's ok that nobody wants his ideas he'll just have an executive order and double the national debt while shrinking the middle class and increasing the poor population in just 8 yrs... you're a dipsh*t

  • Josh H
    Josh H 5 месяцев назад

    neanderthal. how tall is he?

  • Jeffrey Cherep
    Jeffrey Cherep 5 месяцев назад

    No one's funnier than Grapefruit. Love it every time he's on a podcast.

  • BedroomBassist
    BedroomBassist 5 месяцев назад

    Bloody hell, the fact you pulled up - 90% of Native Americans died as a result of diseases brought by European settlers - just blew my mind. That is crazy!

  • Eliroxu
    Eliroxu 5 месяцев назад

    Thankyou for putting up what you guys watch in the studio on screen. Like the Moose vid. It bugged me soo hardcore on the fight breakdown #809. You would talk about shit and then only put 5 seconds of the clip up.. and im like "Just show the fucking thing to us aswell man!"

  • FeelingShred
    FeelingShred 5 месяцев назад

    Is 2017 the year that the over-analyzing and skeptical-of-everyone Joe Rogan learns how to normalize the audio on his podcasts? Let's pray

  • xJester23
    xJester23 5 месяцев назад

    Is this the dude from the sonic commercials?

  • Jasmine Wolf
    Jasmine Wolf 5 месяцев назад

    Aye yo fuck trump... So what would you rather fuck a sheep or horse.? ... Tsk Tsk Tsk Typical anti trump convo it usually degrades into pederasty and bestiality. My comment disregards the obvious roasting and mental judo going on here back n forth it gets more boring with time watching Joe roast his guests after hes taken time to dig dirt and get info from friends to slyly mention after baiting then just ripping whether the dude is aware or not. Then of course back to a benign topic.

  • Pete De
    Pete De 5 месяцев назад

    I can hold my seaman in like pee. i just hold.

  • Brett K
    Brett K 5 месяцев назад

    you guys are fucking hilarious... chicken cutlet Lol Omg

  • frank font
    frank font 5 месяцев назад

    did any one see the weigh in challenge episodes with bert kreischer? He may be the most annoying man on earth with his fake laugh

  • David Melo
    David Melo 5 месяцев назад

    If Neanderthals looked so freakish and monster-like, how would they have interbred with humans? Who'd fuck a beast like that

  • The Redshift
    The Redshift 5 месяцев назад

    I can't believe he just corrected everybody on the wage gap. THANK YOU! I felt like I was the only one who knew the truth

  • n3r0wolfe
    n3r0wolfe 5 месяцев назад

    taiwan has been operating independently for decades now. just because china has a problem with that, everyone else is expected to ignore taiwan? hahahah all of your electronics are made in taiwan.. ffs you hypocritical fuck
    he also doesnt understand the israel situation at all.. he needs to go read a book.. isreal granted that land to palestine in '47 (i might be off by a year or 2) and then took it back in the 70's when they fought the six day war, BECAUSE palestine was fucking with isreal and killing them.. ffs
    israel has always been willing to negotiate for a 2 party state (that being israel and palestine) but palestine refuses to even sit at the negotiation table.. they was all jews dead.. they have never wanted to live peacefully..

  • unusual username
    unusual username 5 месяцев назад

    "Your job as a human is to provide for your family, and not shit your pants." Greg Fitzsimmons

  • baked bud
    baked bud 5 месяцев назад

    the lyger bit i think is false. if a rot can fuck a pitbull and those babies can make babues whay ant a lyger? si can a woman get prego by a chimp?

  • GT COE
    GT COE 5 месяцев назад

    Greg cracks me up..that damn laugh haha

  • Michael Kerns
    Michael Kerns 5 месяцев назад

    Talking about vigilance and the constitution. Where you been the last 20 years? The past several administrations, democrat and republican have had their issues. I didn't want Trump, didn't want Hillary. I was actually coming around to the idea that Joe heard from Neil Degrasse Tyson of the "None of the Above" option that would have started the whole thing over. We were presented with two bad options and one of them won.

  • tom lewis
    tom lewis 5 месяцев назад

    Interesting to hear your opinions on intensive farming! All this hating on vegans, claiming all vegans only adopt the lifestyle they do because of virtue signalling, but 99% of chicken that people eat is intensively farmed. You clearly show that you do see that intensive farming is pretty fucked up in this video, it's not a huge leap to understand why vegans and vegetarians choose to have no part of this system? Not everyone can go and hunt their own Elk!

  • Bruce Keller
    Bruce Keller 5 месяцев назад

    I share in Jamie's pain. Basically immune to edibles. :(

  • Minzimedic
    Minzimedic 5 месяцев назад

    Never realized Fitzsimmons was a bitch.

  • Matt199
    Matt199 5 месяцев назад

    "If you voted for Trump, fuck you" -Greg

    Real mature and reasonable, Trump hasn't even started his term, and you are saying you feel alienated? Wtf are you talking about?! By who? How? I had no idea you were such a delusional liberal cuck.

  • thirty two
    thirty two 5 месяцев назад

    MICRO.... BIAL. cmon joe... your better than that ;)

  • Zure467
    Zure467 5 месяцев назад

    This guy is totally uninformed on politics yet he makes outrageous claims against Trump. I have no issue with someone shit talking him but he's just saying stupid shit he read on Facebook.

  • Dew Surge
    Dew Surge 5 месяцев назад

    great pod cast some have low energy and are boring not Joes fault but yea...right on

  • ArtifiShuL Instinct
    ArtifiShuL Instinct 5 месяцев назад

    Damn Young Jamie just killing the edibles!

  • Det svenska tältet
    Det svenska tältet 5 месяцев назад

    It's almost as if Greg is trying to be Redban on this podcast :O

  • joe bob
    joe bob 5 месяцев назад

    Man. No wonder he cant sleep at night, hes consuming alot of caffeine. Caffeine puts our body in stress mode, fight or flight, enough of it and the adrenals get worn down, then you got problems. Adrenaline is good if we are in a life and death situation like being chased by a lion. You dont want to send that signal to your brain non stop, it will begin to shut off other functions in the body just in order to clean up the toxic by products of the stressed out system, your digestion will turn off because we cant digest when being chased by a lion. And our melatonin production will decrease to the point of deficiency, then you lie awake at night because no melatonin hormones are being produced.

  • joe bob
    joe bob 5 месяцев назад

    We are the ONLY primate/ hominid on earth that has 46 chromosomes. All the other monkeys have 48 chromosomes of dna. We cant cross breed with amy of them. The real question is, if we evolved from monkeys how and at what point in evolution did we simply lose two chromosomes? There is only one answer. We did not evolve from monkeys. I suggest anyone interested in this subject to watch lloyd pye's presentations. Furthermore, all Europeans have roughly 3%-4% neanderthal/denisovan blood. We interbred with neanderthals and their genetics melded into modern humans. Some amazing scientists have been doing amazing work in the field of dna and genomic testing. We have a really good idea of where and who we come from..

  • Kay Wyle
    Kay Wyle 5 месяцев назад

    Biggest mistake ufc made getting rid of personal spouncers. if redbull would pay nate diaz 20m im sure rockstar or monster would pay conor 25m to fight decked in they're gear. dana and the ufc got upset they were making that money. its fuck the ufc cause they cant afford to pay these fighers and pay 4billion dollars. sneaky ass mother fuckers and super grimy

  • SuperOmalleyMan
    SuperOmalleyMan 5 месяцев назад

    the talk about different bases at 2:11:00 had me in tears ahaha

  • Banderson9988
    Banderson9988 5 месяцев назад

    Joe is so "closet" Pro- trump, it's so obvious every time Fitz says something pro hillary or liberal, I love it!

  • Kay Wyle
    Kay Wyle 5 месяцев назад

    HAHAHAHA. you greg and my self all went "aahhhh" at the same time. much love man

  • Your Friend
    Your Friend 5 месяцев назад

    Is Greg intentionally trying to laugh like Bill Burr? Never heard him laugh like that before

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