Came here after watching the shit my pants paulytoon
where do they talk about sharting?
Getting into the crime and punishment conversation.
1:57:54 omg lol what r u smoking....
@5:13 that evil smile !!!!! hahahaha..Means everything you are saying I'm agreeing to it even though I don't want to express it...
Ligers can breed, females are fertile while males sofar seem to be sterile so a male Tiger or Lion can mate with a female Liger and make even purer Ligers.
had to watch this after the animation.
Give me the fuckin stick and the dog XD
You know what, I'll admit it, I really don't care about factory farming. Yeah it's fucked up but whatever, they're not humans. If it all exists only for me to eat them, and there's nothing wrong with it other than some ethical concern about a non-human animal, I really don't give a shit. If factory farming has no other affect on my life other than some ethical concern, I think I can live with that.
Sarah Silverman one of best comics? Lmfao...Joe come on dude.
Damn u guys r way too serous about fucking dead animals. I mean a sheep? I would definitely go with a donkey or a large rabbit, something like that
Gimme the stick and the dog 😂😂
Joe your cool but Greg fuck u
provide for your family and don't shit your pants
Screw everything you just said, the wage gap exists because I know a few executives and they said it does. You can't educate someone like that.
I just watched a video of a husband sitting on the side of the bed watching his wife get railed by four dudes... Greg Fitzsimmons is STILL the biggest cuck I've seen today.
7:53 You want some of this?
The Shart. Greg: ...feels like such a failure.
I rode my motorcycle on to Sturgis and on the way back the wind was insane! I practically had the bike sideways to track a straight line down the highway. Shit was crazy but totally worth it.
"It cant be rape if its dead"
in vermont neighbours r super friendly and legit, part of that due to the weather. my neighbours r the same guys that are contracted to plow the road, or do the garbage, so its a real community with trust. my garbage guy towed my dumb ass out the ditch
"an app that lets her write to causes or congressmen.. and makes you feel like you're making a difference"
in other words, slacktivist.
"FITZDOG" turned in to a big libtard
PLEASE GET PAUL F TOMPKINS
would anyone like to see Jim Gaffigan on here.. _
Every libtard wants to see Trump's taxes but what about the wage gap differences between men and women in Hillary's own Foundation? LOL How could you believe in anything that woman brought to the table? She stole her nomination from Bernie with these bullshit superdelegates and now we have to do our best with Trump who luckily is not a career politician!
Yeah. I have to listen to some closed minded moron insult and berate me because I chose not to vote for a murderer and war monger. Fuck off. I have the moral high ground here. Cuck.
What a good guest.
why am I imagining Jimmy Hendrix' hair on joe rogan's head?
whitetail deer that get comfortable around people are really dangerous, the hooves are sharp as hell
fried turkeys are the shit for the holidays
I think Joe is stoned in this video ;]
Why does this remind me of HornyHabits com?! Lol!!
Is fitz wearing a daft punk shirt?
wow Joe is *wrecked* in this episode XD
joe if we as a nation made the choice to have "group" of people to do the job of the president, life as we know it would be over.. i know how you feel about "conspiracies" but there ARE some that are 100% REAL... sorry to bust you bubble but there IS a group of so called "elites" out there who are trying to gain control of every aspect of our lives, not just those of us here in the USA.. whether you choose to believe me or not thats not my concern, i mean, of course i hope you do your own research into the things i am about to mention, and do so on your own with no biased people "guiding" you along through the vast amounts of info on the topic.. but more or less they have almost won, they control the mainstream media, and also have a , lets call it a team, of people whos sole job is to create "misinfo" to throw you off and research the wrong shit. a few good examples are the whole "fake news" bullshit, theres a group of basically "pro-trolls" on the internet to create the bs, also to create the "fake conspiracies" such as the BS flat earth garbage, and other things like that. they intentionally set that up so that even those who are trying to research conspiracies, they get led to the bs and from that point on just think what the bast majority of people do, that they are just that, conspiracies... but inreality there is going to be a major false flag event, either a fake return of god, or a faked alien invasion using the technology the military has had and has been keeping secret for so many years, this "tech" is what most people know as "UFO's..." they will use this FF event to scare the people of not only this country but the other najor countries into submission on the scale of turning the UN into this "one world government" that they have been trying to make official/public for years, it has already been operating since its inception, after WW2.. ever notice how things that go through the UN are treated as world wide law more or less? ever notice that any country that goes against the UN ends up in a war with NATO? im not gonna go into anymore detail as im nearly certain these words are falling upon people whom either dont care or think its ridiculous.. so im not gonna bother i have done my duty, i gave anyone who IS interested the topics to research on their own, and if you do go looking around for them make certain youre on a reputable source, as i said there are pro-trolls out there to send you in the wrong direction.. Joe this is 100% real, as i had stated i know where you stand on these issues, and yes they ARE issues, you just need to realized that even some of your guests dont always know what the fuck they are talking about, especially that one conspiracy nutjob who was just that, fucking nuts lol.. some of what he said was true, the concepts were anyway, but the details he gave most were wrong, i didnt actually watch that interview, nor did i bother to learn/remember the guys name, too cringe and painful to watch and he isnt worth knowing his name, he is a fucking MORON!! "SAD BUT TRRUUUUUEEEEE!!!!" Another thing to look into is how often as well as the subject matter to which the simpson's predicted a few events such as 9/11, the brazilian soccor team in a plane crash, etc, and then research the creator and his connection to the Illuminati, and the fact that he is a 33rd degree free mason, FACT!! (little known fact but the free mason's and the Illuminati are the same group, and so is the "skull and bones" society. this shit is all (well, most is if you know what youre looking at and can use common sense to compare real events taking place with the details of certain "conspiracies" you quickly learn how to spot whats real and whats not.. 2001 a space odyssey, the monument things they find onm the moon and like mars, you think the writer pulled that out of their ass? no they are real and you can still find some images people screen shot before nasa could blur them out. that alone should concern you, if there isnt anything on the moon or on mars then why are there some shots that are crystal clear in an area the satellite swept over, but then OBVIOUSLY blurred out the same way some military bases are around the world, or anything someone wants hidden from satellite photo's? think about that. and joe if you read this post/comment and made it this far i thank you, as i have stated , now too many times, here already, i KNOW you dont exactly "believe" in most this shit, but i also know youre an intelligent individual and if you were confronted with proof then you'd change your position on things, but the only way and i MEAN ONLY way that is going to happen is if you find these things on your own, if YOU compare real life to the details of how the conspiracies are supposed to unfold. yes sir do your own research, when youre high as fuck late one night and have nothing better to do, just give this research a whirl, like why not right? you may surprise yourself with the shit you find. do some in-depth researching, take these two sites for example:( https://illuminati.am/ &&& https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/ ) if you view the page source, and find who hosts it, and the owners and operators of the hosting site, you can start cross referencing things, this is the kind of research i am speaking of, none of this bullshit, "hey lets look on youtube and google for evidence... if you find a legit vid on youtube iots bound to be taken down within minutes and only have a couple hundred views IF that, and the channel will have virtually NO subs, they arent impossible to find but highly unlikely and rare to come across, so youre better off doing your own "digging" sorry about my spelling, if i have hit more than one key at once and misspelled shit id normally go back and correct it but my tinfoil hat is getting heavy and im tired so im leaving it as-is.. be/stay safe everyone, and PEACE OUT!!!
@30:45 or so Joe brings up Joel Salatin. Does anyone know if he has interviewed him yet? I was just thinking about him from the Zach Leary episode when they start talking about factory farming. I thought it would be a fantastic interview but if it exists already I'll have to find it. Joel Salatin is one of many proponents of *environmentally beneficial* methods of animal husbandry. Today's ultra light weight, low powered mobile electric fencing makes it very possible to practice techniques like rotational grazing on rented land for cheap and generate a profitable business model or simply to supply one's own meat production.
Yup, JRE #479. I'm a big fan of Joel Salatin.
I like Fitzsimmons, but it is a little grating that he repeats that wage gap BS.
The romans weren't really kidfuckers...that's the greeks.
Israel being mentioned kinda critically on JRE?! It's a miracle!
Warm ananas for everybody!
I guess it's not cool to avoid politics, but jesus fucking christ Greg and the guys piss me the fuck off. Israelis aren't holocaust survivors! They're mainly lucky Jews that Germany helped to get there right before the war and American Jews. The sheer tiny number of Jews who actually suffered during WWII as apposed to everyone else would astound.
apes and chimps have BIV, when it comes into contact with human blood it turns into hiv
Native Americans very much so did know about slavery and mass slavery. They did that to opposing tribes, the Sioux did that a lot just off the top of my head.
Neanderthals had larger brains.
The bit when he describes the chickens being batteries is exactly how I see people,the economy and government etc
British Comedy is normally story based there are hardly any punch line comedians.
I love you two together!!!! so funny!! :)
Alright Joe. I have heard you talk about salt in history a few times now. You might like this book. I read it a few years back. https://www.amazon.com/Salt-World-History-Mark-Kurlansky/dp/0142001619
Lol this guy gets ancient Rome confused with the Holy Roman Empire.
Thank God for podcast, no where else in the world can you say "If a monkey fucks a woman and cums can he get her pregnant" Jesus Christ The Pope's head just exploded
chicken = protein bars LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie, try eating mangoes with the edibles
Young jamie, you are not alone.
had to cringe every time Joe tried to say microbial xD
joe rogan inspires such deep thoughts, "you can kill an animal, but you cant fuck it"
damn.... cry some more Greg... "we gotta uphold the constitution" the one that Obama has been pissing on Greg? it's ok that nobody wants his ideas he'll just have an executive order and double the national debt while shrinking the middle class and increasing the poor population in just 8 yrs... you're a dipsh*t
neanderthal. how tall is he?
No one's funnier than Grapefruit. Love it every time he's on a podcast.
Bloody hell, the fact you pulled up - 90% of Native Americans died as a result of diseases brought by European settlers - just blew my mind. That is crazy!
Thankyou for putting up what you guys watch in the studio on screen. Like the Moose vid. It bugged me soo hardcore on the fight breakdown #809. You would talk about shit and then only put 5 seconds of the clip up.. and im like "Just show the fucking thing to us aswell man!"
Is 2017 the year that the over-analyzing and skeptical-of-everyone Joe Rogan learns how to normalize the audio on his podcasts? Let's pray
Is this the dude from the sonic commercials?
Aye yo fuck trump... So what would you rather fuck a sheep or horse.? ... Tsk Tsk Tsk Typical anti trump convo it usually degrades into pederasty and bestiality. My comment disregards the obvious roasting and mental judo going on here back n forth it gets more boring with time watching Joe roast his guests after hes taken time to dig dirt and get info from friends to slyly mention after baiting then just ripping whether the dude is aware or not. Then of course back to a benign topic.
I can hold my seaman in like pee. i just hold.
you guys are fucking hilarious... chicken cutlet Lol Omg
did any one see the weigh in challenge episodes with bert kreischer? He may be the most annoying man on earth with his fake laugh
If Neanderthals looked so freakish and monster-like, how would they have interbred with humans? Who'd fuck a beast like that
I can't believe he just corrected everybody on the wage gap. THANK YOU! I felt like I was the only one who knew the truth
taiwan has been operating independently for decades now. just because china has a problem with that, everyone else is expected to ignore taiwan? hahahah all of your electronics are made in taiwan.. ffs you hypocritical fuck
he also doesnt understand the israel situation at all.. he needs to go read a book.. isreal granted that land to palestine in '47 (i might be off by a year or 2) and then took it back in the 70's when they fought the six day war, BECAUSE palestine was fucking with isreal and killing them.. ffs
israel has always been willing to negotiate for a 2 party state (that being israel and palestine) but palestine refuses to even sit at the negotiation table.. they was all jews dead.. they have never wanted to live peacefully..
"Your job as a human is to provide for your family, and not shit your pants." Greg Fitzsimmons
the lyger bit i think is false. if a rot can fuck a pitbull and those babies can make babues whay ant a lyger? si can a woman get prego by a chimp?
Greg cracks me up..that damn laugh haha
Talking about vigilance and the constitution. Where you been the last 20 years? The past several administrations, democrat and republican have had their issues. I didn't want Trump, didn't want Hillary. I was actually coming around to the idea that Joe heard from Neil Degrasse Tyson of the "None of the Above" option that would have started the whole thing over. We were presented with two bad options and one of them won.
Interesting to hear your opinions on intensive farming! All this hating on vegans, claiming all vegans only adopt the lifestyle they do because of virtue signalling, but 99% of chicken that people eat is intensively farmed. You clearly show that you do see that intensive farming is pretty fucked up in this video, it's not a huge leap to understand why vegans and vegetarians choose to have no part of this system? Not everyone can go and hunt their own Elk!
I share in Jamie's pain. Basically immune to edibles. :(
Never realized Fitzsimmons was a bitch.
"If you voted for Trump, fuck you" -Greg
Real mature and reasonable, Trump hasn't even started his term, and you are saying you feel alienated? Wtf are you talking about?! By who? How? I had no idea you were such a delusional liberal cuck.
MICRO.... BIAL. cmon joe... your better than that ;)
This guy is totally uninformed on politics yet he makes outrageous claims against Trump. I have no issue with someone shit talking him but he's just saying stupid shit he read on Facebook.
great pod cast some have low energy and are boring not Joes fault but yea...right on
Damn Young Jamie just killing the edibles!
It's almost as if Greg is trying to be Redban on this podcast :O
Man. No wonder he cant sleep at night, hes consuming alot of caffeine. Caffeine puts our body in stress mode, fight or flight, enough of it and the adrenals get worn down, then you got problems. Adrenaline is good if we are in a life and death situation like being chased by a lion. You dont want to send that signal to your brain non stop, it will begin to shut off other functions in the body just in order to clean up the toxic by products of the stressed out system, your digestion will turn off because we cant digest when being chased by a lion. And our melatonin production will decrease to the point of deficiency, then you lie awake at night because no melatonin hormones are being produced.
We are the ONLY primate/ hominid on earth that has 46 chromosomes. All the other monkeys have 48 chromosomes of dna. We cant cross breed with amy of them. The real question is, if we evolved from monkeys how and at what point in evolution did we simply lose two chromosomes? There is only one answer. We did not evolve from monkeys. I suggest anyone interested in this subject to watch lloyd pye's presentations. Furthermore, all Europeans have roughly 3%-4% neanderthal/denisovan blood. We interbred with neanderthals and their genetics melded into modern humans. Some amazing scientists have been doing amazing work in the field of dna and genomic testing. We have a really good idea of where and who we come from..
Biggest mistake ufc made getting rid of personal spouncers. if redbull would pay nate diaz 20m im sure rockstar or monster would pay conor 25m to fight decked in they're gear. dana and the ufc got upset they were making that money. its fuck the ufc cause they cant afford to pay these fighers and pay 4billion dollars. sneaky ass mother fuckers and super grimy
the talk about different bases at 2:11:00 had me in tears ahaha
Joe is so "closet" Pro- trump, it's so obvious every time Fitz says something pro hillary or liberal, I love it!
HAHAHAHA. you greg and my self all went "aahhhh" at the same time. much love man
Is Greg intentionally trying to laugh like Bill Burr? Never heard him laugh like that before